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"yeah but scantily clad girls are relevant to everything"

Created on 2004-03-02 05:30:44 (#2384435), last updated 2008-06-01

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Basic Info
Name:Max
Birthdate:1982-08-14
Location:Oxford, United Kingdom
Website:welcome to my world OF photos (NEU)
Bio
Shock Horror - I am writting something here!
join the fun!

Name: Max

Alias: Mad Max / Arie / that crazy guy
Age: 23
Birthday: 14th August
Zodiac: Leo / Water Dog
Location: Barcelona, Spain
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Weird / Dark
Piercings: 3 in left ear (1 vertical conch + 2 earings)
Tattoos: None
Height: 5'10-5'11" (seems to change... about 1.79m)
Weight: ummm... not sure...
Status: Blah
Occupation: Student/Marketing
Studying: International Business and Marketing
Family: Mom and Ari
Pets: Dog!
Likes: Puns.
Reading: Phantom of the opera
Watching: Naught
Obssessing over: good ol' pr0n
Mood:
The current mood of mad2zmax at www.imood.com

Yes, that's right, after having "more to come" written here since
the birth of this here journal, i finally decided it's time to add
some written crap about myself. Mainly because i am bored.
What can I say about myself? well - first of all I do not like to
talk about myself too much... but for the purpose of this "info"
page I better do it.

Ok i am your average Joe, with not so average life, about to turn
23, but (here comes the cliche) with no idea what to do with it (life).
I like a lot of things, but i really don't have a hobby at this moment.
I think my last hobby involved painting Orcs for Warhammer... i briefly
resumed it, to help a friend... and that was about it.
And apparently:
i'm in gryffindor!

be sorted @ nimbo.net

I also like reading (anything historical and fantasy based) although i
was known to read "serious" literature too *cough*crime and punishment*cough*
My favourite writer's are - A.Dumas Sr., Jules Verne, M.Crichton, Bulgakov,
A.Rice, T.Pratchett, N.Perumov and selected other.
I absolutely detest Dickens his book ruined my summer
of 99. (i managed to read 4 other books while reading great expectations)

I love video games, especially Japanese turn-based RPGs
and yes -> Final Fantasy VII is my favourite game ever!
I like most of the other in the series, as well as many other similar games.
A special "shout-out" should go to Pokemon, that keep doing the same thing over
and over, and still manage to keep me entertained for a week every time lol.
I also fell in love with the button-tapping craziness of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
(I only have 3, and i played 4 also... but i still like it! could be the music)
I love the football games, and I am a big fan of my local team -> F.C.Barcelona

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User Number: 2384435
Date Created:2004-03-02
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Max is a LiveJournal's addict. He is housetrained but sometimes forgets himself. He likes to play, and occasionally nibbles on stuff. He listens to crazy music and is concidered mad in more than one country.
Strengths: Friendly, easy to please, often results to self-pleasing, funny, realistic, witty, ironic, artistic, user-friendly, good animal skills
Weaknesses: Girls, Goff girls, punky girls, very cute girls, bullets, anything sharp, more girls, some foods/smells, pvc-bound ladies, p0rn
Special Skills: suicide-inducing puns, quick witt, stubborn, slow (where it counts), oral, dance, innuendo-out-of-anything
Weapons: Sharp humor, un-blinking gaze, tongue, swiss knife, squirt-gun, Finishing move: "Silent but deadly"
Out-fit: Industrial goggles, aviator goggles, bondage pants, ties, chameleon glasses, dog collar, skull-choker, dog-chain, biohazard symbols, stud in conch


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I LIKE MUSIC

- I am into all kinds of punk, but i am far from being a punk, in
fact i stand by the fact that music evolves - and although Rancid
might not be the same as the clash - it is still punk, and same goes
for some of the skater punk bands (especially ska-revival). so that
makes me not punk hehehe (that,and the fact that i like comodities :))

- I am into all kinds of metal, and although i apreciate the idea
behind hating anything with "nu" in front of it - i am never going to
understand people that listen to the same records for 20 years - and
claim that "black sabath is the real shit, everything else sucks" - how
the hell do you know?! (i ask) if you never give anything else a chance?

- I like the gothic sub-culture and clubs, but i can't stand people that
are twat-ish and elitist, it really doesn't matter if you are posh elitist
or goth elitist, the bottom line is -> it's about time you stop looking
like you are sniffing shit, so that girl likes evanescence? so what?!

- I love industrial and industrial rock - but i don't think i am a rivethead,
and although I like military history, and military accessories, I am not
pro-military and i dislike anything connected to Nazi Germany period.
(or to that extend - fascism) I guess i shouldn't display Soviet symbols
because Stalin was just as bad - but so is the US, and I see people proudly
marching with their U.S.Marines t-shirts every-bloody-day!


I LIKE MOVING PICTURES

- I like anything that has an intersting plot, and by interesting plot i mean
something that won't make me think. We are talking explosions, exaggerated
violence - and why not throw some gratuitous sex scenes into the mix?
If i wanted to see pretentious French movies about people peeing in the bathroom
all i had to do is put a web-cam in college loos... and no I didn't do it :P

- I like comedies, the stupider the comedy the better - I need laughter dammit
my life had enough drama and crap in it to produce a sope-opera, i really don't
need more from something i pay for.

- That said, I really really enjoy movies based on historical events and books.
And when i say based - i mean BASED, not holliwood-based... I mean people if
you are going to butcher the story, at least try to get the period costumes
right! *painfully remembers beowulf's mechanic star-thrower*

- I LOVE CARTOONS! that is all :)


I guess i could put many things more - that i like, but i am not going to
(read my "Interests" for God's sake!)

I will put things that i really really dislike, in no particular order
(I dislike them equally)

- EMO/SCREAMO/HARDCORE/SCENE - a bunch of cry-babies and people that take
shitty pictures and post them on my space - all taken from the same catalogue
it seems, with high contrast, over-exposure and serious PS manipulation.
AND not to mention that their music sucks - these are the ones that killed PUNK.

- BRIT-POP/INDIE - Boring!! So you got a new player in your new car?! Big deal!
get over it, stop trying to sound like "rock" - rock is not going anywhere, tis
practically dead... or evolved into you boring sods (yes you - white shites!)

- Neo-Nazis and Religious Fanatics - notice how i put them in one group - because
they are just as bad as one another!

- Organised Religion - Because in modern day and age, there is no need to push
your beliefs on other people, it only causes strife and wars. You are a sheep of
God and want to be lead all your life? fair enough, but don't you start preaching
me about the benefits of being baptised. and that goes to all religions.

- Marylin Manson - I HATE THE GUY, I DO NOT CARE IF HE IS YOUR "GOD", I AM NOT
GOING TO LIKE YOU LESS FOR IT, BUT I WILL NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT EITHER.
YES HIS VOICE IS NOT THAT BAD, BUT WHAT HE STANDS FOR IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE GOOD SHOWMANSHIP -> SEE RAMMSTEIN! NOW THOSE PEOPLE SURE KNOW
HOW TO MAKE TANZE-METAL!


So that's about it, I guess i don't "hate" that many things after all :)

bellow are some communities i am in, so you know click in your free time.

and after all that - here is me :)
(if you can't see the irony behind this pic and concider me a soviet-phile
... or something... well then, it sucks to be you :))


How to make a max
Ingredients:

5 parts friendliness

5 parts humour

1 part instinct
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!



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Interests (150):

"baraka", "disorder", "friends", "intrusion", "transformation", absinthe, alexandre dumas, alternative music, american pie, animals, anime, anne rice, ari, art, bands, barcelona, basketball, bbc comedies, biochemistry, biotech, black adder, black books, blue+black, bondage stips, c.elegans, caps, cartoon network, cartoons, chocolate, college, comix, concerts, ddt, dexter's lab, disturbed, dogs, doodling, double-bed, dragonball z, drawing, drawn together, dvds, dyed hair, eyes, f.c.barcelona, family guy, fantasy books, father of the pride, father ted, fawlty towers, final fantasy, final fantasy 7, football, futurama, ghost in the shell, gigs, girls in pvc, gloc arms, goth girls, gremlins, guano apes, guiness, hentai, humor, ice age, industrial, invader zim, jimmy eat world, jokes, jurassic park, kmfdm, less than jake, looking at pictures, mancs, manga, married with children, metal, metallica, monty python, more pizza, movies, mp3, mr.bean, music, my friends, naked gun, new rocks, nin, nofx, oxford, oxford rock music society, oxford_rocksoc, piercings, pizza, playstation, pokemon, powerpuff girls, pr0n, procrastination, ps2, punk, puns, queen, rammstein, rancid, red+black, rock, rpg, rpgs, russians, sabotage, samurai jack, sanctuary, saviola, sega, sex, shrek, shrek 2, simpsons, ska, skanking, sleep, sleeping, smiles, snake bite, soil, sonic the hedgehog, south park, southpark, spaced, spineshank, squaresoft, staind, static-x, sun-flower seeds, taking photos, tea, techno, tequila, terry pratchet, the clash, the three muskeeters, the zodiac, ties, tripp, univ, university, video games, videos, watching movies

Schools:

Kensington School - Barcelona, Barcelona, Spain (1997 - 2001)
University of Oxford - University College - Oxford, England - Oxfordshire, United Kingdom (2001 - 2004)
Esei - Barcelona, Barcelona, Spain (2004 - present)
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